Sit, Ubu, Sit

So, your significant other has taken a runner, and left you with nothing but memories, that itchy rash, and a drawer full of sex toys that you can't bring yourself to use with another? Don't trash them - UPCYCLE. Dogs require a variety of chewing surfaces to keep their teeth clean and strong, and their breath fresh and minty. They also need lots of exercise. What better way to keep your pooch happy and healthy, AND make use of some old, seemingly useless equipment than a nice game of fetch on the beach?